Phoenix Hanratty
For Junior Rep
SGA, the Ohio Way!
The man, the myth, the legend
Phoenix Hanratty is a history and political science major with a German minor. He hails from the GREAT city of Akron, Ohio. That's literally all he is: Ohio and history. No need for any more bio.
Experience
Society, Menace
Author of the Phoenarillion
SGA, Repeat Failed Candidate
Chick fil A, Cook
CRB, Chairman
Charlieologist
Independent and Free Kingdom of Giannottastan, Il Duce II
Campaign Song
I Fought the Law, covered by Dead Kennedys
Obvious reasons.